Terrible Hat

I found this pattern while looking at knitting patterns, trying to get inspired to knit something for the baby. Aside from looking really stupid, I can't think that that would be utterly, utterly annoying to wear. The model's face seems to suggest that I am correct. You can almost see her repeating to herself, in her head, "I'm-getting-paid-for-this-I'm-getting-paid-for-this-I'm-getting-paid-for-this-not-enough-but-it's-something."