John is my close friend. In high school, he knew another good friend of mine, Jon. He's also friends with my brother Jon. He is involved with a girl right now who used to date my ex boyfriend Jon (not the Jon that John knew in high school). Apparently Jon told his other ex girlfriend who John is currently involved with that I said unpleasant things about John's sexual history.
I know other Jons and Johns. But they're nicer to me and don't purvey misinformation. Very much.
I urge parents to please be more original. How on earth can I keep track of all these rumors about me if everyone has the same name??