Found this song on April Winchell's site. It's a mix using samples from Vincent Price's cooking tutorial LPs from the 1970's. If you or anyone you know owns a copy of these, I will Gladly Pay Top Dollar. Friends, family, if you really love me: that is what I want for Christmas, Birthdays, etc.
I think it's maybe the funniest thing I've ever heard. There is more hilarity here, including actual entire recipes from the LPs.