Today we bought car seat covers for our filthy, filthy car seats. We are also purchasing a pet barrier because the dogs, from now on, will be relegated to the way back. Jeeves will hate it, just like he hates everything that he is not used to.
I'm calling them our first baby-related purchases because we wouldn't be taking these steps towards cleanliness, hygiene and adulthood if we weren't expecting a baby.
The excuse I use for my car being gross: I am a horse person.