Sunday, July 10, 2016

While Ryan is in Hell

Ryan is currently in Hell. My parenting may be called into question while he's gone. I let her eat Cheerios for dinner this evening and earlier I found this on the floor of my kitchen:

"My hair was too long."

I allowed her to sleep in my bed last night as a "treat" and did you  know that a 30lb small child can take up more room on the room than a 40lb dog? or a 160lb human? 


slartibartfast said...

Elaine is reminded of the bedtime story this week, that involved scissors, and an independent mind.

Incident Alice said...

I just found another pile of hair on the floor of her bedroom. I imagine I'm just going to keep finding them for awhile.